Memorandum of the day
MEMORANDUM
TO: Boss
FROM: Michelle
DATE: September 27, 2004
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Boss’s name here:
Today I worked my ass off. I am requesting the following items to keep productive and happy:
1- Tiara (preferably in platinum with lots o’ diamonds), because I am Queen Busy Bee.
2- Stereo system so I can crank the new Nelly CDs that I bought (see previous posting).
3- Mini-Fridge constantly stocked with:
a- Greg Goose Vodka
b- Sugar Free Red Bull
c- Lean Cuisine Deep-Dish Spinach and Mushroom pizza ( because that stuff rocks my world)
d- Diet Coke
4- Coffee Maker and Starbucks Coffee
5- Fresh white Daisies on a weekly basis
6- More money and more vacation time
Thanks, that should just about do it for me!
Michelle
3- Mini-Fridge constantly stocked with:
a- Greg Goose Vodka
b- Sugar Free Red Bull
c- Lean Cuisine Deep-Dish Spinach and Mushroom pizza ( because that stuff rocks my world)
d- Diet Coke
4- Coffee Maker and Starbucks Coffee
5- Fresh white Daisies on a weekly basis
6- More money and more vacation time
Thanks, that should just about do it for me!
Michelle
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