Thought of the day: Phone numbers

There should be an expiration date on phone numbers that are given out. I once had some guy who I had given my phone number to MANY months earlier, drunken booty call me. He claimed, after I of course told him to never call me again once I realized why he was calling, that he was just innocently sorting through numbers in his phone (yes, I am sure you were at 2 am on a Saturday night....riiiight...). Too bad for him that he had used that excuse the month prior when he had first called one drunken night...