Looking Chicago's Triple Threat

To be a true Triple treat you must:

• Walk around with an arrogance about you, carrying an (obviously to all) fake LV purse.
  
• Wear tennis shoes everyday when going to work even if you so happen to be wearing a skirt and nylons that day.
  
• Wear a suit which is not the standard black, white, grey or blue, particularly those which also have shoulder pads and/or are flourescent in color.
  

If you see this woman (more than likely she will be in the Loop, Monday-Friday, between the hours of 8am-5pm) don't scream and run away from her hideous deformities, please contact the fashion police, aka the "Sugar Crew" as we need to do her as well as society the favor and get her the help she so very much needs. Stop the insanity, make the world a prettier place to live in!